We are a totally necessary tribute to one of the greatest punk bands of all time, The Vandals—because clearly, what the world needed most was another group of grown adults yelling songs about bad decisions, questionable life choices, and things that probably shouldn’t be shouted in public.

Armed with medium talent, above-average enthusiasm, and knees that absolutely feel every show the next morning, we bring you all your favorite Vandals songs—played almost correctly, and with just enough reckless energy to make you wonder if this is a concert or a group therapy session.

We specialize in:

Playing fast (sometimes on purpose)

Singing loud (rarely in key)

Looking like we peaked in 2003

And pretending this is still a viable retirement plan

We’ve mastered the delicate art of being a 3-piece band that somehow makes more noise than necessary, delivering over an hour of Vandals hits, deep cuts, and songs the actual band probably forgot about.

Are we the best Vandals tribute band out there?

Statistically… we might be in the top five. Maybe.

So if you like punk rock, bad jokes, and watching people commit fully to a bit that got out of hand years ago—congratulations. You’ve found your band.

We’ll play anywhere.

Seriously. Anywhere.

(Please give us a reason to keep telling our families this is worth it.)